Catherine the Great Has Some Thoughts - The Pillow

Catherine the Great was one of the most powerful monarchs in all of history, despite having to marry a man who would rather play with toy soldiers than command real ones. Let's not even get into the disappointment that was her son, Paul.

This custom design features a witty poem, our take on what Catherine might write in her own burn book.

"First Peter, then Paul.
Disappointing and second-rate.
By comparison, it’s quite easy to be great."

This witty take on the Great is a fun way to show your appreciation for this historical figure, and to honor the women of the past that made the most with the cards they were dealt.

This fun take on history is the perfect gift for your favorite history buff, feminist, or anyone who appreciates women's role in shaping history.
Our shop is dedicated to shedding light on the forgotten, erased, and misremembered.


Our shop is dedicated to shedding light on the forgotten, erased, and misremembered.


Help uplift any home's surroundings with customized polyester pillows. Featuring a concealed zipper that doesn't show, each pillow comes already filled with 100% polyester filling. Add your art and help create unique home decorations that capture the eye of guests and cheer the home owner's mood.
100% polyester canvas
100% polyester filling
Concealed zipper
Double-sided print
Available in 5 sizes