Catherine the Great Has Some Thoughts - Fun History Tote Bag

Catherine the Great was one of the most powerful monarchs in all of history, despite having to marry a man who would rather play with toy soldiers than command real ones. Let's not even get into the disappointment that was her son, Paul.

This custom design features a witty poem, our take on what Catherine might write in her own burn book.

"First Peter, then Paul.
Disappointing and second-rate.
By comparison, it’s quite easy to be great."

This witty take on the Great is a fun way to show your appreciation for this historical figure, and to honor the women of the past that made the most with the cards they were dealt.

This fun take on history is the perfect gift for your favorite history buff, feminist, or anyone who appreciates women's role in shaping history.
Our shop is dedicated to shedding light on the forgotten, erased, and misremembered.

This practical, high-quality tote bag is available in three sizes. All-over print provides comfort with style at the beach or out in town. Made from reliable materials, lasting for seasons.
.: Made with 100% polyester, a medium-weight fabric (6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)) that is highly durable and perfect for everyday use.
.: All tote bags come with a non-woven laminate inside and are available in 3 sizes (1x large storage compartment) so that you can match your customers' needs.
.: Black cotton handles
.: NB! Size tolerance 0.75" (1.9 cm))