Catherine the Great Has Some Thoughts - The Wall Clock

Catherine the Great was one of the most powerful monarchs in all of history, despite having to marry a man who would rather play with toy soldiers than command real ones. Let's not even get into the disappointment that was her son, Paul.

This custom design features a witty poem, our take on what Catherine might write in her own burn book.

"First Peter, then Paul.
Disappointing and second-rate.
By comparison, it’s quite easy to be great."

This witty take on the Great is a fun way to show your appreciation for this historical figure, and to honor the women of the past that made the most with the cards they were dealt.

This fun take on history is the perfect gift for your favorite history buff, feminist, or anyone who appreciates women's role in shaping history.

Our shop is dedicated to shedding light on the forgotten, erased, and misremembered.


These clocks come in two shapes (round and square) and two sizes. Each clock has a keyhole at the back for easy hanging on a wall. They're made from an acrylic material that looks like glass but is more durable and sturdy.
.: Material: 100% acrylic
.: Round and square shape options
.: Two size options (10.75''×10.75'' and 8''×8'')
.: Requires one AA battery (NOT included)
.: Includes keyhole hanging slot